I never thought I'd see penguins breakdancing to salsa music, but here we are, living in the golden age of the internet. Those penguins have got moves I didn't even know existed. They're like the secret agents of the Antarctic, undercover as dancing fiends. Did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible.